I'm officially declaring Aden's
cake this year a big failure. (Emphasis on the word "big.")
This is okay for two reasons: First, for all those people who somehow think I can do anything it's nice to show I can't, and second, disaster tales are way more fun to tell than success stories. So come see how badly cake making can go!
Aden wanted a Minecraft themed cake, and she decided she wanted it to look like a crafting table from the game. I didn't know what that was, but found this (unfolded) image online:
Essentially it's just a cube with pixelated images laid out in a 16 X 16 grid on each side. As far as cake shapes go, a cube didn't sound bad. But our first mistake was deciding how big to make each side. Ten inches sounded like a simple number. (Heh. Lesson one: Smaller is better. Smaller may have worked. In retrospect, eight inches tops would have been the way to go.)
My plan was to make a cube of layer cake, frost it, and stick pages of sugar paper on that I'd paint appropriately with food coloring. Sounded time-consuming, but doable. But then the store did not have enough sugar paper.