Let's just start off by agreeing that I am, and always have been, an excellent big sister. I have a good memory, so no point in challenging me on this. (Anything you hear to the contrary is Lies All Lies.)

Many years ago, back when our house in Pleasant Ridge, Michigan was green, Marathon Bars were plentiful at the local pool in the summer, and bicentennial quarters were new and shiny, my brother owned a Riddler doll. It looked a lot like this:
(They don't make villains like
that anymore. Probably for good reason.)
Anywho, to make a long story (the way my brother tells it, anyway) short, I pitched the Riddler out the second story bathroom window.