There was an Obama rally today in Milwaukee that I was hoping to attend, but I needed to be at work. However, my new Obama t-shirt arrived in the mail! I could have worn it to the rally. Any rally. A Romney rally! Because who would know?
I swear to you, when I was looking at the customized color options for state tees on the Obama donation site, and I selected the dark blue with the black ink it looked nice! Subtle, yet attractive. But it turns out dark blue is almost black. And black is definitely black. So my "Wisconsinites for Obama" t-shirt is pretty much black on black. Which is as subtle as whatever the opposite of a heart attack might be. A resting heart rate? Mona and Quinn stared at it really hard up close and said, "Oh! I think I see words!" So, yeah.
Maybe next I can put my car magnet in the glove compartment, a bumper sticker under my pillow, and knock on doors using only the power of my mind. Obama 2012! (Mumble mumble mumble.)